1. Shopped for inappropriate cocktail dresses on Thread Up. Inappropriate because I have zero dollars to buy frivolous stuff and nowhere to wear a cocktail dress.
2,. Ditto with fancy preschooler dresses.
3. Facebook stalked a truly fabulous 40th birthday party and thought about my own which will be less exclusive night club with bottle service and beach and more and-can-you-believe-I-am-in-bed-before-11.
4. Appreciated myself for buying better coffee at the store this week.
5. Tried to think of reason I can't make it to Jacks class to volunteer this morning before realizing I just need to go to the damn class because I am leaker who hasn't shown up yet.
6. Decided the solution to the holiday card envelopes I keep smudging with my left hand is STICKERS. CHRISTMAS STICKERS.
7. Obsessed about a Thanksgiving menu.
I AM VERY BUSY AND IMPORTANT.
This is how Dorothy spent her morning:
There were brownies